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2009-07-31T16:19:00.001+08:00

OMO OMO OMO!
I'VE DISCOVER A NEW TALENT!
I CAN WRITE POEMS! :D
here goes the first one. ;D
阿德阿德　没有道德
厚颜无耻　泡珊格格
ohmymama, see, so got ink!
there's more to come.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2008-10-11T18:32:00.001+08:00

EXAMS ARE OVER!
-JUMPS AND HOPS AROUND-

2008-08-29T18:11:00.005+08:00

JOIN THE H-PROJECT NOW!

all you have to do is to take a picture of yourself with the OFFICIAL HUISHAN IS SEXY HANDSIGN & send it to any NA5 members.

not only you'll be part of the project, you'll have a chance to win a two days one NIGHT trip to hainan to enjoy this monncake:

with the OHSOGREAT huishan!

H-PROJECT

COMING SOON...

2008-06-27T22:57:00.005+08:00

WITH LOVE.

2008-06-24T21:15:00.004+08:00

安妮好哥哥与娲彼恐妹妹
之《我们都是蝴蝶》

一个星期天清晨，天空碧蓝碧蓝的，万里无云。
安妮好哥哥与娲彼恐妹妹在沙滩上，彼恐妹躺在妮好哥温暖的胸膛上，二人十指紧扣。
彼恐妹哼着妮好哥最爱的“我有初恋了”，海风为她伴奏，树叶则为他们翩翩起舞。
这时，一颗巨大无比的鼻屎从原本清澈的海中浮现，像那小两口滚去。
好哥拉着恐妹，十指依然紧扣着，不断的奔跑。
但是好哥心中明白他们是跑过那鼻屎的，他把恐妹的手松开，打开了他的嘴巴，把鼻屎吃了下去。
他开始喘不过气，七孔流这屎。
恐妹眼见他就快失去好哥，向前奔驰，用它火辣的双唇拼命的往好哥的嘴里吹。
他们就变成了蝴蝶。

-完-

yay!

ps. eh, you all tag leh, everytime view don't tag one! D:
ps. visualise as you read! ;D

2008-06-13T22:45:00.002+08:00

english lesson 2.
随着新歌的增添，让我来教你们如何用英文来说这歌的歌名吧！
哪里怕用英文来说的话就是

WHERE GOT SCARED?
都学会了吗？

2008-06-12T20:54:00.002+08:00

i saw xiaojie for one second,
wangzi for two seconds,
& owodog(HAHAHAHA) for three seconds!

AFTER STANDING THERE WAITING FOR 240+ minutes.
-.-
but i got a chance lollipop anyway.
LOLLIPOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
;D

2008-06-11T23:47:00.000+08:00

the shan shan in the previous post doesn't refer to me.
thank you very much.

2008-06-11T23:27:00.004+08:00

NEWSFLASH!

okay, at least for now, we can verify at least adi's love for huishan, although it doesn't sound very correct.
HAHAHA!

2008-06-11T23:15:00.003+08:00

english lesson 1.
哈喽小朋友们！
今天beeleng姐姐要教的是《如何沾沾自喜-第一记》。
用英文的呢！
here we go!

I AM SO PRO! I AM SO PRO! I AM SO PRO! I AM SO PRO! I AM SO PRO!
cause i did the casualty simualtion!
MUAHAHAHA.
damn real right!
but that's not only my gong lao.
we'll have to thank tinghui, huishan & zhixin for their sexy limbs!
HAHAHAHAHA.
okay, kids, that's all for today!
remember to practice speaking good english! ;D
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2008-06-11T20:16:00.003+08:00

i shall post the casualty simulation stuff here, as requested by beeleng.
some of them look quite real though xD

sprain!

open fracture!

abrasion!

snake bite!

haha, thats all.

2008-06-10T01:29:00.004+08:00

okay, i've changed the blogskin.
but then the tagboard's sort of screwed like hahahaha.
as usual, its huishan fault.
the application rate for the huishan's competition must have been too overwhelming that my dar dar tagboard have decided to fly to pluto to find mickey mouse. D:
& for that, i shall declare that,

HUISHAN, NOT WANTING TO DISSAPOINT ALL THE APPLICANTS, HAVE DECIDED TO CONDUCT A MASS POM POM-ING SESSION @ ADISHANAHSHAN BATHING HOUSE ON 31st JUNE 2008.

all sexy men welcomed! ;D

erh, anyhoo, anyone remembers the password? xD

2008-06-09T19:23:00.006+08:00

okay, i'm attempting to change a new skin for the blog,
BUT THEN,
my computer is trying to oppose me by not loading my preview page. -.-
ah, it must be contaminated yesterday by huishan when chatted with her over MSN for 7 hours(?).
SEE, huishan is always the hai ren jing.
thee/thou(whichever one 'I' is supposed to me) shalt, in revenge, announce that
KHONG HUISHAN IS NOW LOOKING FOR HER 89th LAOGONG!
sign up in the tagboard in the following format:

name
age
email
why are you interested in huishan? (at least 100 words)

contestant will contacted through email for an audition.
WINNER WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE A 1HOUR POM POM SESSION WITH HUISHAN!
what are you waiting for? SIGN UP NOW!

ps. don't attempt to tell whether if its supposed to be thee or thou. i'm not interested, at all.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

2008-06-05T23:23:00.000+08:00

-glares at the amount of dust and spiderwebs accumulated-

wah, it's hard for this blog to revive.
I'm lack of spastic/retarded stuff to post, hahahah.
actually, I'm just bored.

Things have changed now, and it's time for us to change as well.

2008-03-15T20:02:00.002+08:00

okay, we are officially NA5.
Oh my god, we got the same number as rachel's team for twice.

Though we are facing tough competitors in time round, I hope everyone will strive hard. It's only one week away from comp, ONE WEEK. I know there's only little time left for us to train on, but I believe that we still can make it, as long we are willing to put in effort just for the remaining one week. We'll have to cherish the remaining trainings.

Hope that the blessing of rachel's team no. will work. We can't throw their face okay!

2008-03-13T22:10:00.005+08:00

HOP SOMEMORE
& i mean it sacarsticly, not literally.

stupid kuku sexy thinks that she's very kuku cool that she kuku-ly fell when she kuku-ly hopped her way back to the kuku-i-don't-know-what-class during comp training that day. -.-
maybe she was intending to 上演 the 在comp的一个星期前跌倒:之会山篇
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE;D

p/s:its keeps raining convavavava (aka. khong huishan) rain recently, making me reluctant to get out of bed every morning. :x

2008-02-08T19:06:00.001+08:00

yay it's chinese new year again!
:DD
ah but we are fan tai sui-ing this year =/

2008-02-07T00:26:00.000+08:00

ENOUGH OF GOTHIC
& time for CHEENA!
cause its CNY. :D
so,

HAPPY CNY. ;D

2008-02-01T22:56:00.000+08:00

In response to the previous post, Tinghui, Zhixin and I have decided to help Beeleng and Michelle to put up some of their photos. The reason being this blog will not be complete without them.
To be fair, we shall post two pictures for each of them.

this is beeleng's xiong bu.
p/s. you did not enter a porn site.

kuku beeleng trying to cure her own hyperventilation. For unknown reasons, her eyes are squashed up.
there are holes when she cup her hands! and she looks like a neater version of paul twohill (:

Featuring Michelle, the Anderson Secondary version of da chang jin!
the new da chang jin uniform, pinafore plus belt plus a picture of dunno what thing on her belt.
michelle: "I'm too shy!" -hahah, like real-.- -

Michelle: "I enjoy being da chang jin. World Peace!"
p/s. We did not force Michelle to raise her belt. SHE DID SO ON HER OWN ACCORD.

p/s. this post is purely for the purpose of entertainment :D

Dragonboating is fun! with the exception of the salty ~~sea~~riverwater entering my eyes and mouth -.-

2008-01-31T22:39:00.000+08:00

HELLO TAN TAN! :D

cause he's reading/has read &/will read our blog.

tinghui is talking to her *ahem*!

zhixin is a projection!

& huishan has a xing gan de pigu!

it think it runs in the family, cause i've seen huishan ma's(also known as guan yin ma ma) pigu. (:
zhixin's gonna be the next training head, cause it runs in the family too.
& she gonna be tan tan's descendant.

dragon boating tommorrow!
i'm 龙的传人!

BYEBYE TANTAN!

2008-01-01T18:45:00.000+08:00

IT'S CAMP TOMORROW !
and im dreading it =/

ahh from now on there will be nothing to look forward to but many to dread

2007-12-31T13:42:00.000+08:00

the sec 3 class allocation is out!

tinghui and zhixin -3/2
beeleng, michelle and myself -3/5

hope everyone has a great year ahead!

2007-12-25T17:34:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D

2007-12-24T11:46:00.000+08:00

HELLO GUYS, I'M BACK! ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
sorry, correction. it should be girls.

actually, I'm back last night around 11.30pm.
and sunway lagoon is NOT a sucky place, hahah.

2007-12-23T21:04:00.001+08:00

HUISHAN IS NOT BACK YETTTT!
and i miss her. D:
why must she go to the kuku sunway lagoon in malaysia whichs sucks. D:

2007-12-20T20:07:00.000+08:00

BON VOYAGE TO MALAYSIA HUISHAN!

:DD

2007-12-19T19:43:00.000+08:00

today's 19 December 2007.

14 years ago, a cute girl arrived on this Earth.
and her name is
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WOON TING HUI! ~~(in short WTH)~~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TINGHUI!

2007-12-19T17:38:00.000+08:00

yeh!
BUY ANGELA 5TH ALBUM! :DDD

441 DAYS (:

2007-12-16T12:22:00.000+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE!

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
fuck (1x) i thought it would be rated as NC16 at least.

as you can see, I'm just trying to make this blog alive again. Not by performing cpr, but posting ;D that's why this post is super random.

ohyah, tomorrow's trng is at SCHOOL, not HQ. in case I've forgotten to tell you.

BYE EVERYONE!

2007-12-10T21:36:00.000+08:00

My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

yay this blog is worth this much! mine is worth
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$0.00

2007-11-30T12:57:00.000+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE, I'M HERE TO BRING ~~bad~~GOOD NEWS:
THERE'RE COMP TRNGS ON 6 and 7 DEC,

which is next thursday and friday.
Attire: Half-brigade
Venue: HQ -.- (we have no choice :X)

michelle, zhixin, beeleng and tinghui please take note! ;D

2007-11-29T19:13:00.000+08:00

I SAW BENJAMIN HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! :D x33
& WILSON!
&& JAVIN!
&&& KEELY!
&&&& AGNES!
&&&&& GUOHAO!
&&&&&& FUKUAN!
&&&&&&& ZIJIE!
&&&&&&&& WILSON OPENED THE DOOR FOR ME!
&&&&&&&&& I SAW AGNES PUTTING HER HANDS ROUND GUOHAO WAIST!
&&&&&&&&&& I SAW JAVIN PIGGYBACK KEELY!
OHMYGOD, SO SWEET LAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
bye bye:D

2007-11-28T18:32:00.000+08:00

SINCE NOBODY WANTS TO POST I SHALL JUST START POSTING PORN!

./....\.
(__v__)
.)__.__(.
(``V``)
not very sexy but never mind. -.-
BYE BYE AND POST! :D

2007-11-25T21:37:00.000+08:00

NEH-NEH-I-DON'T-WHO-SENIOR IS NOT COMING TOMORROW! :D
but he's still coming somewhen next week. D:
WHICH MEANS THERE'LL STILL BE COMP TRAINING!
ah, my dar dar holiday. D:
bye bye:D

2007-11-25T19:29:00.001+08:00

COMP TRAINING TOMORROW AND SOME NEH-NEH-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHO-SENIOR IS COMING BACK!
I ONLY WANT SEC FOURS! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
rawr.
bye bye:D

2007-11-25T00:05:00.000+08:00

baka.
that stupid beeleng is blabbering rubbish again. grr.

I would like to clarify something, which is: I DID NOT SAY THAT I'M GOING TO THROW MY WHATEVER INSTEAD OF BERET.

-bash that stupid beeleng up- lol.

I shall post the leng xiao hua which occurred to me today suddenly. lol.

beeleng saw that I'm laughing and gave a diao face.
beeleng: 笑屁？-gives a bu shuang face-
huishan: I'm not laughing. I'm smiling.
beeleng: it's the same la. what's smiling in chinese? 还不是笑！
huishan: no, smiling is 微笑！
beelengg: is still 笑 right?
huishan: no, 不一样咯！你看，炸弹和鸡蛋是不一样的，虽然他们都是dan!

-冷风吹过-

P.S. for non-chinese readers, you might want to ask your chinese friends to help you in translation! ;D

shall go off to sleep now so that I will be able to wake up to watch doraemon tomorrow!
每逢星期六，星期天，早上9点30分，请准时收看！

2007-11-24T23:35:00.000+08:00

SHAN SHAN SAYS SHE'S GOING TO THROW HER ZEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ INSTEAD OF BERET FOR YYYY TO SEE DURING POP!
but don't worry i'll make her wear an extra bra
so that shan shan and YYYY's DI YI CI will be more romantic LIKE INSIDE HOTEL 81!
unless shan shan wants a HONG HONG LIE LIE de DI YI CI!
bye bye :D

P/S. YYYY is NOT fuck, thank you.

2007-11-24T09:35:00.001+08:00

why no song ):
1~2~CHA~CHA~CHA~

by the way, i am zhixin (:
thanks!
i am SEXYYY! :D
DROOL!

2007-11-24T09:34:00.001+08:00

(: i am bored hoho.

2007-11-23T22:31:00.000+08:00

im watching zhong ji yi jia halfway and beeleng asked me to POST!
haha see, im so guai to listen to her right? ( although i excedded the promised time by um 1/2 hour but i still posted! ) muahaha

ah i dont know what to post =/

oh and i need to reassure more! why are talking skills even involved in prac case? ==''

2007-11-23T22:08:00.000+08:00

helloo everyone!
asked by beeleng to publish a post. lol.

okay, we had training today. Same as usual, just that seniors focused more on prac case today.
We did procedure a few times and only two of us were involved -.-
we seriously still need A LOT coordination. bahhhhhhhhhh.

then we proceeded on to prac case till 2plus, with lunch break in between.
then did footdrills again -.-

I WANT TO BE LOUDER! I WANT TO GET LOUDER! I WANT TO SHOUT LOUDER!
but my voice refuses to cooperate. baka.

okay, this is super "dry" post.
beeleng asked me to add water but water is unavailable.
she asked me to dip my comp into toilet bowl.
what a brilliant idea! -.-

-huishan

2007-11-23T19:06:00.000+08:00

HELLO HELLOOOOOOO :D
comp training today!
SEC FOUR SENIORS ARE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE <3
INSPIRING!
anyway, guess what we found outside the school?

SEXY SATU IS A MAGNIFICENT PHOTOGRAPHER, and she has revealing BRA!
Oo, COLOURFUL zeBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:D

Oo, st john member on the banner outside the school!
but who's that brown brown?
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AZIZAN!
yeah yeah, i'm RACIST.
but I DON'T CARE.
bye bye:D

2007-11-23T02:21:00.000+08:00

hello hello!
our new blog is finally done!
~~and it a freaking 0230 now~~
AH! my ~~beauty~~ sleep!
SEE HOW WONDERFUL BEELENG IS :D (and yeah, you're supposed to worship me)
anyway, i'll show you the wonders of YI NENG!
MA SAI KE WU LA BA HA!
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TADA!
ohmysunwukong i look like a twit then. xD
bye bye:D

2007-11-22T22:56:00.000+08:00

hellooooooooo :D

-huishan